Looking for a hottt date?


The man in the photo is looking for a date. His untamed hair and muscular thighs make him a perfect candidate for your next romantic rendezvous. He is willing to try anything and has even admitted to some bi-sexual tendencies.

He is wild and according to his past lovers is pretty good in the sack. And the best part is he is completely single. He is especially excited about males between the ages 18 and 35 that are currently incarcerated and serving life sentences in New England state penitentiaries. If you are at all interested e-mail. us by clicking on the link in this sentence. Contact soon appointments are filling up!




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